Know Your Level of Titaness

Pearl earrings & white top combo

After the #titasofmanila craze you can't help but realize how close to your heart all those little statements are and you've finally realized that you're a Tita na, you just haven't admitted to yourself the level of your Titaness. 

Here's a short test to find out if you're: Kinda Tita, Titang Tita or an Ultimate Tita!

Read up and embrace the Titaness!

1) You own at least 1 good pair of pearl earrings 

It's the one thing that brightens your face and makes your "pamalengke" outfit look 'shala'!

2) Your staple color for tops is white

You're constantly asked "San ang binyag, Te?" as if that should offend you. Sa isip-isip mo lang "Haller, ganda ko kaya. Tse!"

3) Ballroom dancing has come up in conversation

Kinda Tita: Gusto kong workout yung fun. 

Ultimate Tita: I tried ballroom dancing with Titang-Tita, fun sya, it burns a lot of calories you should try. 

4) You can't be bothered with Snap-what?!

Ultimate Tita: Ano ba yang mga picture nyo sa FB, bat may tenga ng aso?

Kinda Tita: Ano ka ba! That's Snapchat, mag Snapchat ka na kasi!

Ultimate Tita: *rolls eyes*

5) Wine instead of beer

Titas: "Let's red wine na lang, good for the heart pa."

6) Staying out past 9pm is helluva struggle

*Receives Facebook Event Invite*

Where: Valkyrie

When: Saturday - 9:00pm 

*immediately clicks 'Maybe' on the invite*
(para polite, 'maybe' lang, ang totoo wala kang intensyon pumarty!)

7) Night out means dinner, not partying

Kinda Tita: Let's catch-up naman tomorrow! 

Ultimate Tita: Tara! Contis? 

Titang-Tita: Grabe, dinner naman. Via Mare? 

8) Just thinking of partying makes you exhausted

*Texting*

KT: Mars, may bagong bukas na club daw sa The Fort, keri mo tonight?

UT: *Reads text. Replies the next day* 
"Sorry Mars maaga ko natulog kagabi, hope you had fun!"

9) You already have a staple cocktail

*Titas Ordering sa Waiter*

KT: Vodka Soda, please. Thank you. 

TT: Amaretto Sour, thanks!

UT: Hi Dear, what kind of wines do you have?

*LATER: Reminds each other to drink lots of water before going to sleep para walang hang-over/headache the next day*

10) Water is your prescription to EVERYTHING

KT: Friend, sakit ng ulo ko. Kainis. 

TT: Ay Friend mag water ka, baka na dehydrate ka. Inom ka madaming water mamaya wala na yan. 

11) Your stress reliever has evolved

TT: Dear, san ka?
UT: Eto nag de-destress, sa S&R. 
TT: Ay! Ba't di ka nag aya! 

12) You have more kiddie party invites VS "grown up parties"

KT: What are you getting our inaanak? 
UT: Not sure pa, Titang Tita wants a stroller daw for our inaanak.
KT: Oh okay. Yun na lang? Share na tayo? Ikaw na bumili I'll pay you my share sa party. 
UT: Keri! 

If you related 1-4 times you're KINDA TITA pa lang

If you related 5-8 times you're TITANG TITA na 

If you related 9-12 times then you're officially the ULTIMATE TITA

So, how Tita are you???